Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Just too funny not to share

I can't take credit for this.. it came from "Postcards from yo Momma." Every once in a while there is a doosie! This one was too funny to not share.

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!


Carla said...

Sounded good for awhile. LOL Thanks for your visit to my blog and leaving a comment! :) Aren't those snakes pretty?

Sandra :) said...

I was expecting a different ending ;)

Monnik said...

Ha - love it!

A Mom in Jacksonville, FL said...

ROFL! That was hilarious!

Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! I've heard that before, but thanks for the makes me giggle! :)